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Mistaken Identity 2/21/2005 My loving husband and I have had a wonderful marriage for thirty years. That’s not to say we haven’t had the typical ups and downs, from time to time. But, through it all, we’ve 0 Comments, 4506 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Renee's Fanatasy 2/21/2005 My roommate, Rob, used to work for a small engineering company. When I say small, I mean his boss was the engineer, he was the draftsman and the only other employee was the receptionist. Since the 0 Comments, 734 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Raising the stakes 2/21/2005 My roommate, Rob, used to work for a small engineering company. When I say small, I mean his boss was the engineer, he was the draftsman and the only other employee was the receptionist. Since the 0 Comments, 607 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pussy in the cockpit 2/21/2005 The hot Yucatan sun was creating a shimmering heat wave over the tarmac of the airport as I climbed the steps of the aircraft ahead of the passengers now waiting patiently in the departure lounge. 0 Comments, 475 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Man 2/17/2005 A guy walked into a bathroom and started pissing He looked over and saw a really little man taking a piss. The guy looked over at him and said, "Hello." The little man said, "Hi, I'm a leprec 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Happy Wasp 2/17/2005 A newlywed couple was relaxing at the beach. Suddenly the woman jumps up and starts yelling, "something just flew into my vagina! Do something!" The husband rushes her to a local hospital whe 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pickle Slicer 2/17/2005 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Big Swing Part 2 2/14/2005 Marlissa was the first to speak. “Oh. My. God. That was amazing. Are you okay, honey?” <br> I could only nod. Finally I chuckled, shook my head and sat up. I looked down at m 0 Comments, 1687 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Big Swing Part 1 2/14/2005 “That was an incredible dinner, ” I said as Jody leaned over my left shoulder to take my empty plate. “You’re any incredible cook, Jody.” <br> Jody smile 0 Comments, 1664 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister Part 7 2/14/2005 It was a hazy summer Saturday afternoon and the three lovers were enjoying perfect privacy with no gardener, pool service or cleaning lady. Audrey was swimming slowly around in the big pool, and Pe 0 Comments, 2417 Views, 0 Votes | |
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witch docta' 2/14/2005 After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. <br> He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to 0 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Disgrace to the family. 2/14/2005 There was a young pretty virgin girl who lived with her grandma. She was invited to go on her first date. Before the date her grandma took her aside and said to her, " The boy is going to try to 0 Comments, 289 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister. Part 6 2/9/2005 Audrey awoke in the guest bedroom, feeling very groggy after last night's orgy and the big steak dinner. With an effort, she forced herself to get out of bed and staggered into the shower. The warm 0 Comments, 1516 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister part 5. 2/9/2005 After three weeks, Pete and Jim Nelson had hammered out a final agreement with Exxon. Audrey would receive $5. 5 million up front plus $10, 000 per month for five years or until she remarried. Jim 0 Comments, 1312 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister part 4 2/7/2005 Thirty minutes later, Audrey awoke, got up and went to the bathroom. When she returned, she leaned over and kissed Pete lovingly. She said to Judy, "Sister, may I have your husband?" <br> 0 Comments, 4865 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister P3 2/5/2005 As Pete nuzzled Judy's neck and tongued her ear, he began sliding his cock rhythmically in between her moist cunt lips. <br> Judy whispered to Audrey, "Take hold of his cock and put it 0 Comments, 2663 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister part 2 2/5/2005 The next ten days were very hectic and stressful. Pete and Judy had tried repeatedly to phone Audrey, but without success. Finally, they had taken the first plane out of San Diego. Upon arrival in 0 Comments, 2582 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me, my wife and her sister part 1 2/5/2005 Pete Jackson lay naked on his back in their huge bed, his hands under his head, watching his gorgeous blond wife, Judy, saunter toward him. The short black diaphanous gown barely covered her natura 0 Comments, 3203 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Penis Problem 2/5/2005 This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your ass 0 Comments, 202 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Weight Loss Program 2/5/2005 A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaran 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Great to be a guy 1/19/2005 Reasons it's great to be a guy: <br> - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. <br> - Movie nudity is virtually always female. <br> - A 5 day vacation requires o 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dark Closet 1/19/2005 A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as w 0 Comments, 199 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Towel Drop 1/19/2005 A beautiful young woman gets out of the shower, wraps a towel around her form and tells her husband that he can get in the shower. As he enters the shower, the doorbell rings. <br> The wi 0 Comments, 250 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Devils Fun 1/19/2005 A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. <br> The first room has a youn 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Period 1/19/2005 The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little to give their reports, the teach 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cookie Care Package 1/19/2005 A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia a few months ago. So she sends him a care package. <br> He is excited to get a package from his wif 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doing the Dishes 1/19/2005 Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. A 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wrong addie 1/19/2005 A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Be 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What my mother taught me 1/19/2005 My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." <br> My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes 0 Comments, 205 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Young Couple 1/19/2005 A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Her 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes |
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