An avid indoorsman, I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge. You know what they say, laziness is not worthwhile unless well practiced. Cripes, I’ll go to the opening of an envelope if there’s an open bar. Favourite sports include sofa rugby and tonsil hockey. And in spite of the fact that it's taken me 57 years to figure out I'm a slow learner, I don’t forget either…my memory is so good I can remember shit that hasn’t even happened yet. And Manual Labour is not the president of Mexico, so DO NOT try to hypotenuse me. By the way, applying lipstick outside the lip line is the female equivalent of the male comb over. As for work, well, I was an international terrorist but found there were too many weekends, so I became a rocket surgeon but hated the cut in pay, so now I’m a bible salesman. (Pro tip: they’re cheaper on Mondays than on Saturdays.) Anyways, that's a terrible idea....what time?