I'm a middle aged man looking for sex (Duh). I'm in pretty good shape and am D&D free. I like movies, books, tattooes, cats, sex, etc, etc, etc. Not necessarily in that order, or at the same time either. I HATE being called a liar. Anyway, I'm your stereotypical hermit. I do what I want to do, when I want to do it. And I have noone to tell me otherwise. My problem is that I am usually too tired after work to pursue any of the hobbies I would love to do. Live to work, work to live. It REALLY SUCKS. When it comes to sex, I prefer to take my time. I find that a well chosen purfume has more lasting affect on me than a tight fitting pair of jeans. Now don't get me wrong, a nice ass is a beautiful thing but without the scent of perfume in the air I feel like I'm missing out on something important. Update: Does the term 'Where angels fear to tread' mean anything to you? My preferences are just that, preferences. I'm cursed with an inquisitive mind and a shadow side to my soul that I cannot predict or explain.

My Ideal Person My ideal person has a brain. Lets face it ladies, men will fuck anything on two legs. If you want a serious relationship with me, though, you have to bring more to the table than a nice ass. I'm looking for someone who is mature. Someone who is not afraid of housework, like cooking and cleaning. Someone who won't always bitch and complain when I don't always share what I'm thinking about. If it's important I will tell you, but not before I'm ready to. Someone who will realize that I have a history, hopes, and dreams that don't necessarily include her.

If you are just looking for some fun, however, then you don't have to worry about any of that. In my experience, though, all women are looking for marriage material men no matter if they say so or not. I'm sick to death of being challenged all the time. If all you are going to do is challenge me, move along. You won't find Alpha male with a nine inch cock here.

p.s. Never think you are too good for me. I'll be the judge of whom I want in my life. I may be on this site for sex, but so are you!!!

p.s.s. I'm allergic to nicotine, so keep the smoke away from me. Got it?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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