Apparently some people actually read on here, that’s good. I like ‘'em literate. And back to me now…... Some things are hard to put into words, but here is a stream of consciousness that, hopefully, presents me in my current state. Single. I grew up the only girl with four brothers. You can read into that what you will, but just know that I'm probably not like the silly, bubble-headed girly chicks you're used to. I'm remarkably independent, but not at all stubborn or bitchy or whiney... While I prefer a cocktail, I can drink beer - and like it, I can play pool - and win, and I can go to any game involving a ball and actually know what the hell is happening. Afterwards, I'll take you home, tie you down and plop my pussy on your face... If your team wins - you'll get an extra bonus... ;) I’'m not a smoker. But if it'll turn you on, I'’ll smoke a cigar... blow smoke in your face and call your mommy nasty names. I've got a brain. Hopefully you have one that's not short-circuited. I can read and write and sometimes add up correctly. I love music and books and art and theatre. Oh - I like yoga; I’'m a poser like that. I'm proud of the fact that at my age I’'m hotter than many of the bottle-blond bimbos younger then me. To stay that way I think it's important to keep yourself in shape. I try to lift weights... really heavy ones. Well - for me they'’re heavy, for other people, not so much. Well, they can'’t be too heavy because I don’'t grunt when I lift. Usually I'm pretty bubbly and really easy to laugh, but I definitely have a nerdy, bookish side. So if I’'m not smiling, it doesn't mean I’'m not happy - but don'’t tell me to smile cause then I really won'’t be happy and I may punch you in the face. THEN I would be happy! : ) I love clever, inventive people. Humor is a must, and I will do pretty much anything for a laugh. If you can make me laugh, you’'ve got me for life. Careful - that may be a bad thing. I don'’t so much have a type, I’'m just a ho like that. Or I'’m greedy. Maybe just easy. Last, but not least, if you see me out and I don'’t say hi, it'’s probably because A) I'm totally avoiding you and don't want anyone to know my seriously seedy, naughty side or, B) you were a really, really REALLY bad lay and I'm losing my stilettos running in the opposite direction.

My Ideal Person OK... So this is where you get scared and start thinking, "Is this chick a bitch or what?!" I assure you I'm not, but there are some things I really must ask of you...

1 - You MUST have visuals. All false modesty aside, I'm very lucky to get mail from a lot of really super guys. (Perhaps you're one?) The really surprising and great thing about this site is that I've met some incredible, incredible men - and not just in that sexual way. They are - as they should be - really good people.

But, it forces me to be a serious screener in a big way. As aforementioned, clever works, but clever plus visuals is much better. While I have no interest in collecting pictures, If you want me to hop on your pogo stick, I wanna know how high I'll bounce, if you know what I mean... Get my attention. Show me you, BEYOND what I see in your profile. As a bonus, I'll return the favor.

2 - I'm sorry, I'm not into heavy smokers. Ever licked an ashtray?

3 - Please resemble a shape other than spherical. You don't have to be a musclehead, but please be in fair shape. I take care of my body so that I can do amazing sexual positions that'll make your head spin and your toes curl. While I certainly don't mind "big boys", I'm not trying to do world-class acrobatics just to work around your beer gut. Besides, I'm a little girl... I'm not thrilled at the idea of being fucking crushed to death under your 'ex-football' physique after you blow your load!

4 - Don't be a hyper-macho guy. That would force me to bust your balls and make you my man-bitch... remember - four brothers. I'm not into guys with testosterone surges. It takes way too much energy...

5 - Finally - can you believe it? - If the first thing you say to me is "Wanna fuck?", while I may be thinking "Yes", my answer will be "No". Seriously, If you want to use me like a ho, you must first treat me like a lady... Have some creativity in your approach...

So... That's it! Easy, huh? Or did I scare ya?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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