Each and everyone of you is a loser and a dirtbag. I have never in my life met such f**k ups as what exists in the Upper Midwest chat room. It is one big support group for the dysfunctional. You do know you ppl are broken....you are so hopelessly... wonderfully broken. The jobless and carless f**ks aside, here are some more of my favorite things. The couples whos lives are so rich, they sit at home together, on different computers, in the chat room. Way to go! you rock. The loser f**k couples who talk about how much they fuck and who they are going to f**k in the chat room. Do you do it to convince yourself? None of who you want to f**k or f**k on a consistant basis is a prize. The simple old ass f**ks.... my god is everyone over 50 in there? Ooooooooooooooo sexy. The best was when Old baby Scam sez... People in here tell me I have a great ass.. Idiot... ppl in the chat room would f**k sand and knot holes in trees given a chance. Of course some over the hill pig who f**ks a dude with liver splots on his dick on cam is deemed as sexy. Youre not, youre old and youre a pig. No one cares it takes 9 hours to drive somewhere in the ice..no one cares about your seatbelt ticket or the other dumb azz stories that roll on and are repeated often. The stupid screenlicker and his compulsive liar g/f. You deserve each other. For the female, i wish it ends in domestic violence and for the...well..man in dna only..youre a punk. youre uneducated. Oh and lying about having cancer, earns you an extra special place in hell. It worked for Iwill. I hope it works as well for you. 49 years old and a waitress. Outstanding, youre doing a job high schoolers do. You dicks who cannot have actual conversations but have to self promote... its great. Its always steak night. Look everyone, its your birthday...whats the price of gold...and your farm...and your trip to jamaica( which might be to Albert Lea at best) Oh and stop right there, please do not take credit...for running me out of the room.... you didnt and you cant. The realization came at Christmas when i was surrounded by family and friends. You ppl are all such wonderful f**k ups, societies bottom dwellers, frumpy, undereducated, jobless, carless, very simple simple ppl and i am not. We have nothing in common. Making fun of you daily has grown old. Maybe after a sabbatical i will return and allow you to witness the magic again. Hopefully not. Do not IM me to talk about chat room ppl. I dont care. I know ppl in trailer parks that have more class than the best person in that chat room. ( ok really i dont know anyone that lives in a trailer park but if you can understand what i am saying, i am making a point trailer park ppl are better than you) And so what will happen next is.... anyone who sez...c**t .. youll think is me... or that I lurk... dont flatter yourselves I have no desire "keeping up" with who the boop is f**kin, who the thorny wants to f**k, or who is gross enough to 4 way with Old baby scam or RG. Youre just not that interesting Oh and jesus christ... the f**king textman.... seriously? you have pictures of me on your computer you send to ppl? and then say.,.. uh uh uh bet you want to hit that? does WO know you do the same thing with her? i bet she'd love that. lol....youre weird...just f**king weird. And unlike what your stupid bitch psycho "supposed" girl friend sez from the lies youve told her... its because you keep doing this kinda stupid s**t..im sorry. i will never return your Unrequited love for me. What is wrong with you? So adieu, enjoy.

My Ideal Person I have it.

Ive always had it.

I can maintain relationships.

I dont hate my kids cuz i had them before i was 20.

I dont look after their kids because they had them before 20.

I know the difference between love and control.

I dont need to support wimmin to date them.

I dont need to textman them. (force myself on them while they are blacking out drunk)

Be well.