[COLOR black][B]~~*MUST READ entire profile before sending a message*~~[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR darkred][B]Just looking for a good time, without the baggage. I'm on here to have fun while exploring what's good out there.. kinda like shopping =) Note:[/B] If you plan to mail me with pics, PLEASE do not send me pictures of your 'schlong'. If I'm not attracted to you, the size of your endowment will NOT change that. And if something is to happen between us - I'd rather you surprise me. Thank you. P.S. The rea I prefer this over trying to meet someone at a bar is [u]convenience[/u], and distance always ends up being, well, an inconvenience. So if you are not within a 60-mile radius, and don't already visit Buffalo regularly for OTHER reas (because as flattering as it is to hear that you would for me, we both know you won't, so save it), or have anything else going on that would lead to unnecessary complications, please don't waste your time and mine, as I am not looking for endless e-mails or virtual sex.

My Ideal Person "Ideal" is very subjective, so I'll just list some turn-ons... for your benefit

- respect for women
- intelligence
- sense of humor
- a strong physique (I'm flexible about the details)
- good oral skills *wink wink*
- an open mind
- an adventurous spirit

I am not looking for a boyfriend or the love of my life here, though I might let you stay for breakfast if I like your company LOL... But seriously, I have no delusions about what men (especially the ones that would join this site) really want. So please don't sugar-coat empty promises that you have no intentions of keeping -- I am prefectly capable of handling your frankness, and would in fact appreciate it as long as you can keep it classy.

IOW: let's just cut the crap and keep it real, and this could be a lot of fun!