Do you realize about 86% of you are insane on this site? What's up with you all writing to tell me how gifted and handsome you are. Isn't that for me to decide? If you're so good looking, then show a face pic! For all you men who can make me orgasm multiple times in a single night. That's fantastic. I'm not looking to pass out, I'm looking for some fun and then move on to other things. What, you have nothing better to do than count how many times a woman passes out on you? Hint: It's not because of the orgasm you are giving her. Recently separated? I don't want to hear about your wife. Sex starved: Try hooking up with multi-orgasm guy, seems like he's got too much of one thing and you too little of the other. Man who gives me his phone number: Honey, I'm not calling you ASAP, and this is why--cause I got a lot of choices and Ma Bell and the friends at Cingular are not one of them.

My Ideal Person Here's an idea: You're smart but you're not so smart you have no idea how to carry on a conversation. You are not in denial over your life situation, either. Do not tell me how great you and your kids and your job is because it makes me wonder why you'reo n here then in the first place. Short hair--turn on. Professional man--turn on. If I catch you on Web cam and you are picking your nose--not a turn on. If your idea of romance is breaking wind under the sheets and letting the smell simmer like a dutch oven--not a fun time. And don't ask me how great I am in bed, because at that rate you ain't going ever find out.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
A man, with a job, approaches me and says: Hey, I'm single
and I don't have issues. Want to fuck? <br><br>
And I slap him.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Madrid

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Snatching the peach

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
The ewoks from Star Wars.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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