[COLOR orangered]I'm a horny, lonely nerd. I know I'm not the only one. I see you out there in your dark corners, waiting for someone to click on your cam or call out your name in chat. I play with you in MMORPG's, killing and leveling. I may not be the 40 year old virgin but it was damn close. I had a girl pop my cherry when I was 20 because she heard I was virgin. In fact I really don't count that encounter because I never came. I was so freaking nervous and she informed me of her sexual history that really didn't set well at the time either. The big "O" came a few months later with an older woman who also had designs for me. Hard to believe I was ever considered desirable, lol. That being said, if anyone out still finds me at least interesting, don't be afraid (that's my job) and contact me. If you can stomach someone who looks like the Comic Book Guy from The Simps sans ponytail (I finally got rid of it) shoot me an e-mail or something. By the way his name is Jeff Albert if you didn't know.[COLOR orangered][/COLOR][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person Pretty face. The first thing I notice is your face. The T&A are a plus for sure but not always necessary, though I do appreciate people who have fun playing with the camera. Body type I would have to say just be smaller than me. I don't think I could handle a beast of a woman unless you are Darryl Hannah in "Attack of the 50ft Woman". I would have to give that a shot, lol. Age wise almost anything goes. I may feel strange going over 10 years in either direction but open to the prospect.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
The Beatles, The Kinks, The Beastie Boys, The Queens of
the Stone Age

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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